What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• How does a man look at you when he is in love?
• What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
• Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
• Was Jesus Christ Jewish?
• Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
• My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
• Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?
• What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
• During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?
• My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?
• Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
• How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?